Skinny Dip anyone??
Oh man...I haven't been able to stop laughing since I read this article. But seriously, who HASN'T been in this situation? Huh?...Liars!
It reminds me of that Coors Light commercial where the "doctor" keeps asking the crowd for something cold to help soothe the poor fellow who's fallen.
Can you just see the poor guy calling out for anything cold to shrink his massive gonads?? And then when no one offered up their crystal cold Coors Light to him, they bring out the chain saws, the mere sight of which should have shrank those bad boys right up IMO.
Deckchair trapped testicles
A Croatian man got a nasty surprise when he tried to get out of his deck chair and found his testicles had got stuck.
Mario Visnjic had gone swimming naked in the sea at the Valalta beach in western Croatia, reports 24sata.
His testicles had shrunk while in the cool sea and slipped through the wooden slats when he sat back down on his wooden deckchair.
But as he lay in the sun they expanded back to normal size and got stuck between the slats.
He was eventually freed after he called beach maintenance services on his mobile phone and they sent a member of staff to cut the deck chair in half.
Hmmm...A nice skinny dip sounds refreshing right about now. Doesn't it??