Are you Sh**ing me???

There HAS got to be a better excuse to tell your mom.

CHICAGO, Illinois -- A Chicago man told airport security he had a bomb in his luggage -- because he didn't want his mother to know it was a penis pump.

A 29-year-old man was questioned after security at the city's O'Hare Airport discovered a suspicious-looking object in his bag.

The man, who was set to fly to Turkey, told security the object was a bomb, according to news reports. In fact, he was trying to disguise the fact that the black object was a component for a penis pump.

He eventually told investigators he'd lied because his mother was standing nearby and he didn't want her to know about it.

He now faces up to three years in prison if convicted, said a spokesman with the Cook County state attorney's office.

So he'd rather face federal terrorist charges than let his mom know he's an idiot who uses a pump??

Wait!! WTF??

Who in their right mind TRAVELS with a penis pump. A penis pump ON A PLANE?? Idiot doesn't know that they check baggage.
I'm not sure but do you need it for daily exercise/pumpings? Like, if you don't use it every single day, then you have to start at stage one all over again??

Ok, let's see...what could he have said instead???
*It's a new type of Juicer? (for carrots, cucumbers and bananas)
*It's a sleep apnea breathing device (he might have to demonstrate though)
*A Bong?? (Would his mom accept a bong over a Penis pump?? My Mom would)
*Espresso maker??? (a rich, bold tasting coffee)