Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Multicultural Night

Here I am ...just finished eating some homemade veggie fajitas and now I'm having some Sammy Hagar Tequila but i can't help but think Japanese cuz my Astro-Sex-Lube is loaded with Wasabi...

Anyway here is something I wish I had thought of...Air Sex. It's not the Mile High club but just as fun (or so it seems)

Japan's air sex world champion licks himself into shape

Japan has recently claimed the world air guitar championship, but Weekly Playboy (10/2) notes that less well known is that Japan already had a world champ in another virtual sport -- air sex!

Just like air guitar it pits competitors prancing around on stage empty handed but acting as though they were playing a hot riff, air sex requires players to simulate sauciness as though with a partner, but actually while alone.

"Air sex was originally invented by guys who couldn't get girlfriends, but desperately want to have sex," J-Taro Sugisaku, the self-professed creator of air sex, tells Weekly Playboy.

Sugimura tells the weekly that air sex began when a mostly male group gathered at a theater in the trendy Tokyo district of Shimo Kitazawa earlier this year. They began talking about sex techniques, then started demonstrating them. Soon, a competition developed to come up with the most outrageous display of faked fornication.

"You must be warned, though... air sex can be very dangerous," Sugisaku says. "Normally what happens with a display is that you perform the same way you normally would when having sex. I've seen guys who put on air sex shows that clearly display they're still virgins. I've also seen other guys perform such incredibly authentic fake fellatio that nobody has been left in any doubt that they could only be bisexual. Let me reiterate: Air sex can be dangerous."

Hahahahaa dangerous???


Blogger Tink said...

Get. Out. That's so friggin funny! I would love to see one of those shows.

5:15 PM  
Blogger Pamer said...

they must have something like that in central florida, right? they have everything else

10:30 PM  
Blogger Lily said...

Florida? You mean among the gated communities?

I hate central florida.

9:27 AM  
Blogger Sparkling Red said...

Is anywhere weirder than Japan? I think not.

8:27 PM  
Blogger Tequila Mockingbird said...

gee.. the air sex audience was mostly male? that's a shocker!

12:22 PM  
Blogger Tink said...

Are you ever going to write here again? Because I'm thinking of letting the squatters in. ;)

9:06 AM  

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